ReddyIce, the largest packaged ice manufacturer in America, tweeted a photo of a man wearing a Kari Lake hat and shirt pushing a grocery cart loaded with Reddy Ice. The caption read, “Rolling into the weekend.” Because nothing says weekend fun like sore-loser election deniers!

As one Twitter commenter said, “Undermining democracy is thirsty work.”

I think ReddyIce should hire Lake as a spokesperson. She could tweet things like:

  • “Our ice is so cold, we’ve had people come up to us in tears saying, ‘Kari, your ice is the coldest they’ve ever felt.'”
  • “Other ice companies are using illegal immigrants to rig purity tests and make our ice look less transparent.”
  • “Our proprietary freezing technology gives this ice medicinal properties – ice from our bags provides instant healing and immunity from any disease. Tremendous!”
  • “Our ice has done more to reduce global warming than the Paris Climate Accord hoax.” 
  • “We reject the socialist laws of thermodynamics. Our cubes can last for hours under the hot sun thanks to our top secret refrigeration. People say they’ve never seen anything like it.”

By mrtrv